If you are torn between two selves -- your drama-geek self and your sports-jock self -- come and sate both selves in one happy swoop by enjoying the Super Bowl at iO West.
There will be cheap drinks and even cheaper drinking games to make sure that no one's liver watches the action from the bench.
And, if you're in any of the Super Bowl commercials, you get a free drink because why not reward those who have enough union income to earn health insurance with booze enough to test its scope?
And, following the Super Bowl, parlay the party into an evening of sketch, including a special "Grill the Candidates" episode of "Top Story! Weekly."