A Hog Post is a blog post written in Harold form.
The following Hog Post, written by actress Mishell Livio, is based on the suggestion: "personal."
Personal. Hygiene. Bubble Boy. Obsessive cleanliness.
When I was a kid I was incredibly germ phobic.
I would wash my hands and face and swish my mouthwash obsessively.
I liked talking to people and observing them, but I was not a hugger.
Hugging. Friendship. Fake friends. Barbie.
My Barbies are all packed away in a small pink suitcase with all of their accessories and clothing.
Most of their clothing consists of dresses and skirts.
I'm pretty sure I cut most of their hair off to make them tougher.
Hair Cut. Bangs. Sandra Markarian. Karaoke.
I love singing.
My life would be a musical if more people would duet with me.
I have a tendency to go to karaoke bars and pick songs that
I think I know, and then, when it is my turn to sing, I not only don't know the words, I also don't know the tempo or melody, and I generally just start to ramble, doing musical riffs and dancing.
Dancing. Ballet. New York City. Family. Personal.
The suggestion for the next writer: "wipe."
Email your Hog Post based on that suggestion to email@example.com.
For inspiration, perhaps peruse previous posts:
Hog Post #1
Hog Post #2
Hog Post #3
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